69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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