i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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