your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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