I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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