She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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