found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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