It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I am spending my child support on dildos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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