so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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