My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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