He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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