just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize