found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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