Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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