never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You pole danced in your parka.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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