thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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