I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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