I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i now understand why vodka
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