Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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