he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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