You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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