grandma shit on top of the toilet
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
