he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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