worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
false alarm, still single
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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