Dual....:-)
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
