Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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