i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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