well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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