If that was your dad, he is hot
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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