Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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