scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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