Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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