Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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