yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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