I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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