This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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