these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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