We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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