i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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