I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
