You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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