so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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