We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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You made out with two different species that night
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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