You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I am one with the molecules
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
