Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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