why didn't you poke me back
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I know her cup size but not her name....
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