told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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