she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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