so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My ATM looks so different sober.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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