I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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