It's Friday. Sex?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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