9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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