I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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