just tell him i said nine months
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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