I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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