Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm really into asian looking animals
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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