I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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